panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

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metalhearted:

*me being sleepy in class*

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sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

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cupcakesandtv:

Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)

#i’m sorry what? #that’s what your face looks like without any makeup? #well fuck me#i’m done #i give up

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ultrazombie2020:

morgrana:

moomanoom:

morgrana:

nicknames i want to be used more

  • poppet
  • buttercup
  • sweets
  • champ
  • dearie
  • ducky
  • love
  • petal 
  • hunnibun
  • cherub
  • satanic offering
  • custard cream
  • lovebug
  • jelly baby

one of those is different

Yeah, custard cream is a bit weird

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expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

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